Bandits thought they were the only ones with sense of “kidnap strategy” — but the villagers of Sabun Binin, Babanlu have now shown them premium pepper!
According to reports, bandits carried their usual madness, entered the village, kidnapped people, and started shouting ₦100M per head as if they were pricing goats in the market.
But this time, the villagers said, “Not today!”
They recognised the bandits and marched straight into the bush to kidnap… the bandits’ families!
Yes o, counter-kidnap activated! When the bandits called to negotiate, the villagers told them: “My friend, return our people first. No refund, no transfer, no discussion!” At the end of the day, guess who blinked first?
The almighty bandits! They released all the villagers — PLUS gave them ₦30,000 each as transport fare back home.
Imagine your kidnappers turning to Uber drivers.
Only after that did the villagers release the bandits’ relatives.
This one no be “eye for eye” again.
This is okra for okra.
You carry person mama, dem carry your papa. Balance diet.
But on a serious note:
This is what happens when a community is pushed to the wall. People will defend themselves when the system fails.
Comedy + tragedy = Nigeria.
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